May 5, 2010

Dear Sink...

Why do you have to be so difficult? Why do you have to be cracked? And why can't I find your doppleganger tucked away in a corner of the local New and Used, marked down to $15? Why do you insist on making me look in every Craigslist, Ebay bid, every architectural salvage, and used building material store online in Canada and the United States to find a match? Why do you have to have the cutest taps, that don't seem to exist anywhere and that only fit a slant back sink, the rarest sink type in THE ENTIRE WORLD?

And why, oh why, when I find something close to the original, do you have to be lavender or pink, from Pasadena, CA or Toledo, OH? And $400 US? What's up with that?

I think we need to break up...



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